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 Post subject: So, I'm a bad person, but I'm not evil....
AgePosted: 2019-Sep-22 10:47 am 
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I want to build a deck which wins with the dumbest, most complicated, intricate creature combo I can think of. My first thought is something like

Have Saffi Eriksdotter, Protean Hulk, and a sac outlet (probably doesn't matter what the sac outlet is)
Sac Saffi targeting Hulk
Sac Hulk.
Hulk Trigger, Saffi Trigger
Hulk comes back
dead-Hulk gets Karmic Guide and some random one drop
Karmic Guide gets Saffi Back
Sac Saffi targeting Karmic Guide
Sac Hulk, getting Corpse Connoisseur and some random one drop
Corpse Connoisseur puts Craterhoof Behemoth in the graveyard
Sac Karmic Guide
Saffi triggers, Karmic Guide comes back
Karmic Guide gets Hulk
Sac Hulk getting Reveillark and some random one drop
Sac Guide
Sac Revillark, getting Saffi and Guide
Guide gets Hulk
Sac Saffi targeting Guide
Sac Hulk getting Surrak, the Hunt Caller and Crashing Drawbridge
Sac Guide
Saffi triggers, Guide comes back getting Craterhoof
Craterhoof triggers giving all your creatures +8/+8 and trample (might be more if you had more creatures in play before you started this nonsense)
Go to combat, Surrak triggers, giving Drawbridge Haste
Tap Drawbridge to give all your creatures haste

SWING

Would this be fun, or dumb? Also, which three 1-drop creatures should I get?

Theorycrafting is cool :P :P :P

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 Post subject: Re: So, I'm a bad person, but I'm not evil....
AgePosted: 2019-Sep-22 11:31 am 
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It might be interesting to do/see... once.

Looks like you are trying to stay Abzan (BGW), so I would recommend:

Replace/supplement Surrak, the Hunt Caller with Odric, Lunarch Marshal

One-Drops, some combination of:
Banehound
Dragon's Eye Sentry
Gnarlwood Dryad
Healer's Hawk
imperial Lancer and Snubhorn Sentry
Segovian Angel
Uktabi Drake

Also, you are evil. Embrace it...

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Doran, the Seige Tower - Wall Tribal
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 Post subject: Re: So, I'm a bad person, but I'm not evil....
AgePosted: 2019-Sep-22 11:42 am 
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Ooooh, Odric plus a one drop with haste is a good idea :twisted: the Surrak + Drawbridge duo is solely to give everyone haste (which is surprisingly hard in not-red)

Excellent call on Odric. Also I love the Imperial Lancer/Snubhorn Sentry combo hehe

I'm gonna have to build this now....

I don't want to be all obvious and run Karador as the Commander, maybe I'll go with Ikra and Ravos

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 Post subject: Re: So, I'm a bad person, but I'm not evil....
AgePosted: 2019-Sep-22 1:24 pm 
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You could also probably get away with Doran, at the helm (would very much look like a different deck at the onset).

Yes, Odric, Lunarch Marshal loves some French vanilla 1-drops...

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Seshiro the Anointed - Snake Tribal
Jedit Ojanen of Efrava - Cat and Warrior Dual Tribal
Doran, the Seige Tower - Wall Tribal
Progenitus - Hydra themed Proliferate Deck
Karona, the False God - Backstabbing Hug


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 Post subject: Re: So, I'm a bad person, but I'm not evil....
AgePosted: 2019-Sep-23 6:09 am 

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Once you've got Karmic Guide and Reveillark looped together, the world's your oyster.

The key 1-drop is Viscera Seer.

And it's kinda boring, but past that the best 1-drops are the mana dorks (Llanowar Elves, Birds of Paradise, etc.) They're handy early on, and then when you're combo-ing off, they're extra bodies that can turn into big/big with Craterhoof.

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